Okay, so my mom’s work has just gotten their first Canadian client and it’s HUGE for them because it opens up a whole country to them that’s FULL of potential clients and blah blah blah. It’ll take forever to explain but you get the drift. SO, this girl (who has taken part of my mom’s job away) is writing an e-mail to this Canadian guy that works for the company who wants to work with Support (my mom’s company) and she wrote it VERY poorly. Note, this girl is right out of high school and has only been working there for 9 weeks while my mom has been working there for 12 years and she’s 49… ANYWAYS. My mom re-writes the e-mail and sends it to the girl who gave the other girl her job AND to her boss so that they can realize that my mom won’t stand for her job being taken away and that she’s the more professional one there. So my mom re-writes it and makes it sound VERY professional and just WONDERFUL and the bitch who gave her job away e-mails her back and goes, “this word was used twice and blah blah blah. Oh, and it sounds too much like an American wrote it.”

MEAN-FUCKING-WHILE my mom is thinking, “WE ARE FUCKING AMERICAN, DUMBASS.”

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